Hopes and Dreams #3: No More Prostitutes

Today I would like to come out (nooooo, not like that) on a very special issue to me.  I am speaking of course of the horrible truth that people are prostitutes all over the country, and probably others too.

It is my hopes and dreams that some day the police and the government will stop people from being prostitutes.  Because there are prostitutes, people think it is too easy to get sex or that they can get sex by spending money.  These people are not in love!  Also, these prostitutes are charging a whole lot of money.  This way some people who are "addicted to sex" are spending all of their money on prostitutes or "hookers" who are not their wives, and that leaves their wives and children without any money for food.  Why do people do this if they have their wives?  If their wives are too ugly or don't want to have sex with them, why were they married in the first place?  These problems are nonsensical, and could be solved by getting rid of the prostitutes.

Meanwhile, these prostitutes or "whores" are getting a whole lot of money from prostituting (is this a word?  I'll have to ask a police officer) themselves, much more money than they could make from a lawful job, like a waitress, or even a stripper (middle ground??).  I've heard that they spend a lot of this money on prostitute outfits (feathers, bras), alcohol, and even drugs, a lot of the time.  Many prostitutes claim to be drug addicts, but this is a poor excuse.  If they were made to stop being prostitutes, they wouldn't have any more money to buy their drugs with, so they would go through "withdrawal" and not be addicted to drugs anymore. 

I would like to point out that men can be prostitutes too!  They just do the opposite thing, and are harder to find.

I do not think that it would be hard for the police officers to get rid of all the prostitutes.  The problem is that many of these police officers, and even their bosses in the government, use prostitutes to have sex.  This is almost a form of "lobbying" that prostitutes do.  It is definitely like "lobbying" in that the prostitutes let people onto their "ground floors"!

But no, I shouldn't joke about prostitutes.

With all my hopes and dreams,

Matthew Elpiejumpers

Hopes and Dreams #2: Updating Every Day

I had a Hopes and Dreams yesterday but I forgot what it was and then I also forgot to write about it on my blog.  I guess when I said that I would update every day I possibly meant that I would have one update per day, "on average," which is something that I have absolutely accomplished.

I would love to become more consistent and develop work ethics.  I think they used to teach that at school, but science is developing faster than philosophy so we have to spend more of high school on that.  I would rather have learned work ethics than science because I would really need both to be a scientist so that's wasted anyway.

If I had work ethics I could update this blog every day and also do all of my homework and it wouldn't be hard.  Instead I was raised to be lazy so I have been listening to a lot of music and thinking about books I want to read.

Do YOU have work ethics?  If so, how come?  Leave multiple comments!

With all my hopes and dreams,

Matthew Elpiejumpers

Hopes and Dreams #1: Expression, Creativity

Even though hopes and dreams are both things, for the purpose of this blog I will count a "hopes and dreams" as a singular unit.  I think this really reflects my psychmotional (psychology/emotional) state because I have a lot of hopes and dreamses and don't really differentiate between a hope and a dream.

I dream all of my hopes into wishes and release them with my soul aura energy (which is a goat) into expression, truth.  I guess you could call me "spiritualogical," but not in a "religuoso" kind of way.

I want to get a job in photography, because I can't draw, write, act, sing, dance, direct, blog or any other artistic pursuit as well as many of my "friends" (more on why "friends" is in quotes in a later entry), so I offhandedly assume that I can compose a perfect photograph.  From my understanding photography is just taking what you see and infusing it with a hopes and dreams, with a camera.  Then basically take a dump all over it with Photoshop until it looks like someone somewhere would find it on Google Images and then make it their desktop wallpaper.  This is a new thing I am getting into called "creatography," I will not rest until this is a "term."

For an example I would like to take a picture of a leopard and then Photoshop the leopard until the leopard looks like it's made of bricks.  Then I would take that leopard made of bricks and Photoshop it onto a concrete wall.  It would also be snowing, and maybe a little girl in a winter jacket would be looking at the leopard made of bricks on the concrete wall as though she doesn't understand what it means.  That's just one example.

Maybe someone else could do the Photoshopping cause I am really more interested in composing these "creatographs" and having the idea.

I will be updating this blog every day.

With all my hopes and dreams,

Matthew Elpiejumpers