Sunday, November 7, 2010

If I Were An Expert #3: Video Games

This blog will take the form of an essay.  I do not like video games.

HERE'S WHY:

(sorry I haven't been posting I tried to write a Nove(mber)l but it turned out I had a poem inside of me)

Video games do not have stories, only "objectives."  This teaches the children who are playing video games that nothing is really happening around them, and that they should only succeed. 

ALL video games have violence, ALL of them.  That includes Pac-Man!  Even Tetris has lasers that destroy the buildings!  I don't know why people can't make ONE video game that's just like a game you play with "friends."

But then there are SOME video games that take the violence to the extreme, even to death.  THESE are the true horror.  Some are called "Halo" or "Grand Theft Otto" and the worst thing is that they cause addictions, just like drugs.  But what one has to think about is is it the playing the game that is addictive...

...Or the killing?

In conclusion, video games are bad because of violence and death and objectivism.  Also when you are playing a girl, the camera looks RIGHT at her butt.

With all my hopes and dreams,

Matthew Elpiejumpers

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